I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find
Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
I'm like Schneider one day at a time
I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-son does
I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because
I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
Second verse is different from the first
I'm Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's
right you're a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face
But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass don't stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
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20 years in the same city still dont know my way around. And still get lost inside of my thoughts. Say a dumb joke just to hear myself talk. I swear someday Im gonna be somebodys hero. But until that day Im just a motherfuckin weirdo.
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20 years in the same city still dont know my way around. And still get lost inside of my thoughts. Say a dumb joke just to hear myself talk. I swear someday Im gonna be somebodys hero. But until that day Im just a motherfuckin weirdo.
hell yeah! You're pretty when I'm drunk. But then again, I wish I was queer so I could get chicks. I'm always saying, "why's everybody always picking on me?" They tell me, "Your friends are all make believe". It's tricky 'cause I'm going nowhere slow and I feel asleep at the wheel. Well, you know what Mama say, "no rest for the wicked", or was it "I hope you die, mama's boy"? Either way, I'm gonna take the long way home and head next door for a little bit of the bad touch because a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying, that way she can yummy down on this. This is stupid.
I dont like this line "lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" of him..
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20 years in the same city still dont know my way around. And still get lost inside of my thoughts. Say a dumb joke just to hear myself talk. I swear someday Im gonna be somebodys hero. But until that day Im just a motherfuckin weirdo.
I'd like to show you some awesome nature related work from more or less unknown artists which deserve more attention - this is a must see, you won't regret it!!!
Daily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it.
Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article. In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
I'm a lover of visual impacts. I like brilliant colors and shapes. And I decided to collect a whole stack of deviations that reflect that taste. These pieces showcased below deserve every bit of publicity you can give them. x)P
Daily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it.
Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article. In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
^Ikue has been a devious member of our community for almost 7 years and in this time he has proven to be nothing short of dedicated and devoted. Whilst volunteering his time over the last 22 months as a Gallery Moderator within the Community Relations Team, Chris has brought the Vector gallery and many vector artists directly into the spotlight. ^Ikue's commitment to the community is evident in everything he touches and you can always find him reaching out to others with an encouraging word. Chris is a natural leader with a vibrant and empathic personality, and is a role model for deviants everywhere. It's ev... Read More
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20 years in the same city still dont know my way around. And still get lost inside of my thoughts. Say a dumb joke just to hear myself talk. I swear someday Im gonna be somebodys hero. But until that day Im just a motherfuckin weirdo.
Mind if I use it as a preview image to some poetry?
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If tomorrow never comes will I ever know that I was in love?
I collide with love as an illusive state of mind.
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~*~Bunny~*~ loves you.
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20 years in the same city still dont know my way around. And still get lost inside of my thoughts. Say a dumb joke just to hear myself talk. I swear someday Im gonna be somebodys hero. But until that day Im just a motherfuckin weirdo.
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20 years in the same city still dont know my way around. And still get lost inside of my thoughts. Say a dumb joke just to hear myself talk. I swear someday Im gonna be somebodys hero. But until that day Im just a motherfuckin weirdo.
cause i :hart: this combination
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